I am sarcastic and like to say inappropriate things at inappropriate times.
I'm left handed and really dig Wonder Woman.
I think the Muppets are cool.
I am the head writer for the sketch comedy group The Pushers which gives me the opportunity to say many inappropriate things.
I know way more than I let on.
I have three Emmys, but currently can only account for the locations of two of them.
I'm not joking.